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5 Reasons to Vote Conservative
Lower Taxes
Conservatives believe you should spend money on things you need, like a new boat or those fancy steaks.
Strong National Defense
Conservatives ensure we have the latest and greatest in defense technology so you can sleep soundly.
Personal Responsibility
Conservatives believe in the radical idea that you should be responsible for your actions.
Limited Government
Conservatives think you're perfectly capable of managing your affairs without a bureaucratic nanny over your shoulder.
Free Speech
In a conservative world, you can say what you think without fear of being canceled.
5 Reasons Not to Vote Liberal
Higher Taxes
Liberals ensure the government gets a healthy cut of your paycheck, leaving you just enough to pay for instant noodles.
Woke Culture
If you enjoy walking on eggshells to avoid offending anyone, liberals have got you covered.
Big Government
Voting liberal means you'll get all the government interference you never wanted.
Social Programs
Liberals love expanding social programs, ensuring a safety net so big that you might nap on it.
Environmental Hysteria
If you enjoy the constant fear that the planet is about to implode, liberals will keep you on edge.
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